fuckyeahhotactress:

Uma Thurman

Melisandre, yo’ glasses a so sassy. They must help you stare directly at the Lord of Light, R’hloooororrlrorrrlrr

Just, I mean. I…with the Hound, and then with the…but also Tyrion…and Varys, but then Sansa was all like…and Blackwater, but then Stannis and Davos… and the ending song.

Just wow.

Best part: Nary a Theon penis (or face) in sight.

• Joffrey = (Still) a dickfuck.
• Dire Wolves yay!
• Sansa might just be the bravest character on here right now.
• Bronn is Tyrion’s sassy straight friend.
• “Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound, Polliver, The Mountain…”
• Cersei keeps her family — errr — close.
• Qarth seems filled with pretentious douchenozzles.
• Save for Xaro, of course.
• Davos is basically a Westerosi Jean Reno.
• Stannis is a Grammar Nazi.
• Petyr is…shifty, yet awesomely entertaining. 
• Cat (the actress specifically) was really good in this ep.
• Ain’t no bitches gonna see Dany’s dragons.
• I like Margery Tyrell. She intrigues me.
• The Night is Dark and Full of Ter- SWEET BABY MOSES IN MOLASSES WTF JUST HAPPENED? EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

Presented on Rachel’s behalf.

or does Game of Thrones really hate babies this season?

Lololololol

NOW HURRY UP SEASON TWO!

Thank you, you spoiling little shit, for spoiling something from Book Three on a board meant for the show. And don’t you dare use the “well the books have been out for a while” excuse. I will punch you with my foot.

Shit just got real, yo. Damn the Spring 2012 premier. So far away. :(

Game of Thrones - 8 Bit Style.

Tough week for Sean/Ned. :(

My face at the end of tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones.

Awesome, just awesome. 

OMG holy hot dicks from hell. Why must you always end on a cliffhanger?!?!?11!!?